Saturday, September 29, 2007
No football, but...
John from UNC brought to my attention that Amanda Blair, a University of Virginia sociology major, was, among other things, the September, 2007 Playboy cover model. He sent a few pics my way, and until we get some poon from Cavalier fans, these will just have to do.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Carolina girls... best in the world!
Hey, if you don't believe me, ask the Chairmen of the Board, they sang the song.
Shout out to ACC Poon hunter Daniel for sending me this perfect example. Big sunglasses, ample cleavage, and the school colors makes for quality UNC poon.
Keep up the good work, poon hunters!
Shout out to ACC Poon hunter Daniel for sending me this perfect example. Big sunglasses, ample cleavage, and the school colors makes for quality UNC poon.
Keep up the good work, poon hunters!
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
In memoriam: The Ten Poon-mandments
The Ten Poon-Mandents (from SEC Poon)
1. Cleavage . . . this is self-explanatory and comes in very handy when trying to sneak in a pint of Beam. No officer would dare dip into Millie Mae's cleavage on suspicion of booze sneaking. May also be substituted by a tight ass.
2. She must be wearing her school colors (Vandy excluded) & openly cheer for her team.
3. She looks as good in the 4th Qtr as she did in the parking lot 3 hrs before the game.
4. If she walks by & you don’t notice her, she’s not Poon-worthy.
5. Proper attire includes; dress, tank top, tube top, low-cut shirt, and/or $250 jeans.
6. Drink in hand. Extra points for a throwback stadium cup that has more than half of the logo worn off from previous poon-sca-pades.
7. Designer sunglasses are a must. The bigger the better.
8. Shoes are critical. If you look at the shoes and say, "How in the hell can she stand in those for 5 minutes let alone walk around this campus for 12 hours today?", you've got a winner!
9. It takes time, but you need study the speech patterns of the pooner. Expletives combined with players/coaches/booster's names are telltale signs of strong pooner candidate (i.e. "Brodie, get up you pussy - you ain't hurt!" or "I don't give a fuck if Toefield cain't spell - he sure can tote the mail!").
10. The game day purse. Barely big enough for lipstick, game tickets and daddy's credit card.
And it always has a 3 inch strap so its tucked up into that sweaty prickly pit. Its the less sluty cousin of the "going out purse". You can actually take this one out in daylight hours.
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And, to prove the point, here's a lovely piece of Tarheel poon, courtesy of Frank Stallone (at least that's what his e-mail address said). Carolina lost to Virginia, but won the poon battle.
1. Cleavage . . . this is self-explanatory and comes in very handy when trying to sneak in a pint of Beam. No officer would dare dip into Millie Mae's cleavage on suspicion of booze sneaking. May also be substituted by a tight ass.
2. She must be wearing her school colors (Vandy excluded) & openly cheer for her team.
3. She looks as good in the 4th Qtr as she did in the parking lot 3 hrs before the game.
4. If she walks by & you don’t notice her, she’s not Poon-worthy.
5. Proper attire includes; dress, tank top, tube top, low-cut shirt, and/or $250 jeans.
6. Drink in hand. Extra points for a throwback stadium cup that has more than half of the logo worn off from previous poon-sca-pades.
7. Designer sunglasses are a must. The bigger the better.
8. Shoes are critical. If you look at the shoes and say, "How in the hell can she stand in those for 5 minutes let alone walk around this campus for 12 hours today?", you've got a winner!
9. It takes time, but you need study the speech patterns of the pooner. Expletives combined with players/coaches/booster's names are telltale signs of strong pooner candidate (i.e. "Brodie, get up you pussy - you ain't hurt!" or "I don't give a fuck if Toefield cain't spell - he sure can tote the mail!").
10. The game day purse. Barely big enough for lipstick, game tickets and daddy's credit card.
And it always has a 3 inch strap so its tucked up into that sweaty prickly pit. Its the less sluty cousin of the "going out purse". You can actually take this one out in daylight hours.
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And, to prove the point, here's a lovely piece of Tarheel poon, courtesy of Frank Stallone (at least that's what his e-mail address said). Carolina lost to Virginia, but won the poon battle.
Spotlight on Clemson
Two pictures today from Clemson, one of some lovely fans, and one of Jeannette Abbott, outside hitter on the Clemson women's volleyball team. Great googly moogly.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
What the heck is going on here?
Dark days in Poonville. Population apparently down to one.
1. We lose SEC Poon due to a picture of Nick Saban's niece (check out Mac G's World for an explanation of this travesty). Here at ACC Poon, we'll be happy to post out-of-conference poon photos, just be sure that none of them contain 15-year old girls with litigious Alabama coaches for uncles, m'kay?
2. SI.com fires Original ACC Pooner (OAP?) Jenn Sterger from her columnist job. We at ACC Poon regret the loss, but regale in posting pictures in her online memory. Edit: Not so fast.
3. Duke ends its 22-game losing streak? A silver lining in an otherwise dark, dark cloud over Poonville. Don't forget to wear the black armbands. Fight fiercely, poon hunters. Send pics to accpoon@gmail.com.
1. We lose SEC Poon due to a picture of Nick Saban's niece (check out Mac G's World for an explanation of this travesty). Here at ACC Poon, we'll be happy to post out-of-conference poon photos, just be sure that none of them contain 15-year old girls with litigious Alabama coaches for uncles, m'kay?
2. SI.com fires Original ACC Pooner (OAP?) Jenn Sterger from her columnist job. We at ACC Poon regret the loss, but regale in posting pictures in her online memory. Edit: Not so fast.
3. Duke ends its 22-game losing streak? A silver lining in an otherwise dark, dark cloud over Poonville. Don't forget to wear the black armbands. Fight fiercely, poon hunters. Send pics to accpoon@gmail.com.
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