ACC Poon

It's getting colder in Poon town...

2007-11-14T13:22:00.000-08:00

We've gotten to the point where it is the nip in the air and not the nips in the air are telling us it is chilly outside. Like Saudi Arabian porn, our poon is all covered up now. From the VT-FSU tailgate, poon hunter Brett sends us the following.

So... many... sweaters. Damn. But how do our little Hokie
pooners stay warm through the winter?

Ah, it all makes sense now.

Clemson Girls...

2007-11-14T13:11:00.000-08:00

Hello everyone out there in ACC Poon country! A few lovelies from Clemson today. So far, Clemson seems to be leading the poon pack. Will any other school step up and claim the ACC Poon crown?

As a final note, the last pic has a lovely piece of blonde Tiger poon with a shirt saying "Clemson girls..." Poon fans, let me know you're out there by leaving some comments that fill in the sentence.

Thanks to Thomas and Jimmy for the pics!

Happy Halloween!

2007-10-31T17:47:00.000-07:00

Here at ACC Poon, we love Halloween, especially on campus. When it comes to poon, "costume" usually means to wear as little clothing as possible, as long as there is some theme to it (schoolgirl, Playboy bunny, etc. etc.). It's the most wonderful time of the year, to quote Andy Williams. And, it brings out a little bit of the devil in all of us:

Either that, or someone doesn't know how to use the red-eye reduction mode on their camera. Of course, if you're looking at their eyes first, you might be at the wrong website, Bucky.

Some go for the simplest costume possible, as evidenced by this Clemson fan.

Hold that tiger, won't you?

Thanks to Nate and Jimmy, keep em coming to accpoon@gmail.com.

Soulja Boy is #2 on iTunes, what is this world coming to?

2007-10-15T13:16:00.000-07:00

Some FSU poon at a tailgate, dancing to, quite possibly, the most annoying song of 2007.

Check out Big Ten Tailgate, where we found this link, and an abundance of other hot college women.

Some more Wolfpack poon and cheer-poon...

2007-10-14T10:36:00.000-07:00

NCSU had an off week this week, and being 1-5, the cheerleaders haven't had much to do but stretch.

Even the poon is looking restless and uncertain...

Why, you may ask? Because next week they are facing their hated rivals, ECU. Riots? Fights? Plagues? Par for the course for these two teams. Allow me to throw the first stone by noting that ECU apparently likes taking it up the backside, as noted by the picture below.

Fight fiercely, Wolfpack.

Thanks to D and Gene Galin at accfootballphotos.com, a fine source for your ACC and ECU poon

North versus South (Carolina): The war between the states

2007-10-11T15:53:00.000-07:00

As much as we at ACC Poon enjoy you spending your blow-off time at work reading here, we should point you to a forum thread that is a fertile, fertile source of Heels and Cocks poon (not a foot fetish site, I promise you!):

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=184#s=184&f=2210&t=1161176&p=1

And, because we can, we finish today's note with Evelyn Gery, UNC grad and the cover girl from the October 2004 Playboy Girls of the ACC issue.

Thanks to Bill B. for the link!

The ACC Poon Personals Ad

2007-10-05T12:20:00.000-07:00

ACC Poon seeks one or more young, nubile football fans. Particularly women with interests in alcohol consumption and wearing minimal (team-related) clothing, preferably in front of digital cameras. Bonus points given to those who can do this.

Apply (with photos, natch) at ACCPoon@gmail.com. Thanks to David from Raleigh for the pic!

No football, but...

2007-09-29T03:15:00.000-07:00

John from UNC brought to my attention that Amanda Blair, a University of Virginia sociology major, was, among other things, the September, 2007 Playboy cover model. He sent a few pics my way, and until we get some poon from Cavalier fans, these will just have to do.

Carolina girls... best in the world!

2007-09-27T11:50:00.000-07:00

Hey, if you don't believe me, ask the Chairmen of the Board, they sang the song.

Shout out to ACC Poon hunter Daniel for sending me this perfect example. Big sunglasses, ample cleavage, and the school colors makes for quality UNC poon.

Keep up the good work, poon hunters!

What makes the Wolfpack howl?

2007-09-25T12:10:00.000-07:00

This could be a good guess.

The ACC Poon Dream Job...

2007-09-21T11:45:00.000-07:00

The Hokie Bird.

Have a good weekend, all.

In memoriam: The Ten Poon-mandments

2007-09-19T15:48:00.000-07:00

The Ten Poon-Mandents (from SEC Poon)

1. Cleavage . . . this is self-explanatory and comes in very handy when trying to sneak in a pint of Beam. No officer would dare dip into Millie Mae's cleavage on suspicion of booze sneaking. May also be substituted by a tight ass.

2. She must be wearing her school colors (Vandy excluded) & openly cheer for her team.

3. She looks as good in the 4th Qtr as she did in the parking lot 3 hrs before the game.

4. If she walks by & you don’t notice her, she’s not Poon-worthy.

5. Proper attire includes; dress, tank top, tube top, low-cut shirt, and/or $250 jeans.

6. Drink in hand. Extra points for a throwback stadium cup that has more than half of the logo worn off from previous poon-sca-pades.

7. Designer sunglasses are a must. The bigger the better.

8. Shoes are critical. If you look at the shoes and say, "How in the hell can she stand in those for 5 minutes let alone walk around this campus for 12 hours today?", you've got a winner!

9. It takes time, but you need study the speech patterns of the pooner. Expletives combined with players/coaches/booster's names are telltale signs of strong pooner candidate (i.e. "Brodie, get up you pussy - you ain't hurt!" or "I don't give a fuck if Toefield cain't spell - he sure can tote the mail!").

10. The game day purse. Barely big enough for lipstick, game tickets and daddy's credit card.
And it always has a 3 inch strap so its tucked up into that sweaty prickly pit. Its the less sluty cousin of the "going out purse". You can actually take this one out in daylight hours.

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And, to prove the point, here's a lovely piece of Tarheel poon, courtesy of Frank Stallone (at least that's what his e-mail address said). Carolina lost to Virginia, but won the poon battle.

Spotlight on Clemson

2007-09-19T11:15:00.000-07:00

Two pictures today from Clemson, one of some lovely fans, and one of Jeannette Abbott, outside hitter on the Clemson women's volleyball team. Great googly moogly.

What the heck is going on here?

2007-09-16T09:06:00.003-07:00

Dark days in Poonville. Population apparently down to one.

1. We lose SEC Poon due to a picture of Nick Saban's niece (check out Mac G's World for an explanation of this travesty). Here at ACC Poon, we'll be happy to post out-of-conference poon photos, just be sure that none of them contain 15-year old girls with litigious Alabama coaches for uncles, m'kay?

2. SI.com fires Original ACC Pooner (OAP?) Jenn Sterger from her columnist job. We at ACC Poon regret the loss, but regale in posting pictures in her online memory. Edit: Not so fast.

3. Duke ends its 22-game losing streak? A silver lining in an otherwise dark, dark cloud over Poonville. Don't forget to wear the black armbands. Fight fiercely, poon hunters. Send pics to accpoon@gmail.com.

More Eagles Poon!

2007-09-14T08:48:00.000-07:00

For those of you who don't read the comments to our blog, you missed a link to Barstool Sports and pictures of the lovely Adrienne from Boston College. Born in South Carolina, so you know we're big fans. (Thanks, Slappy!)

FSU versus BC? Is this a potential ACC Atlantic Division championship matchup for both poon and football? Discuss.

Have a good weekend, all!

Eagles Poon!

2007-09-12T07:58:00.000-07:00

Now, most of the time, a title like that would make you think of Philadelphia Cheerleaders Lingerie Calendars... but not today!

Okay, maybe today.

In our inaugural post, we at ACC Poon were a bit harsh on the Boston College girls. In ACC country, we like our tea sweet, our grits with butter and salt, and our GRITS (girls raised in the south) above all others. However, a note from DJ Dweezil made us have to revise our opinion of Eagles girls slightly.

We might have scored them a little differently (14 is way too low for the girl on the right), but none can deny that this is top quality New England (and ACC) poon. Chow-dah!

ACC Poon has returned!

2007-09-11T12:35:00.000-07:00

ACC Poon has returned from Big 10 country, home of the un-undefeated Michigan Wolverines.

And, we welcome the Seminoles back into the land of the winning with a bit of lovely Florida State poon.

The Noles victory was against the powerhouse that is University of Alabama at Birmingham, home to the Bama-loving Houndstooth Twins.

A tri-conference posting today, because while we here at ACC Poon love our ACC girls, we are equal opportunity poon admirers.

Comment moderation is off, incidentally, and anonymous posting is on, so please feel free to have your say.

Enjoy!

In defense (?) of Duke poon

2007-09-06T16:39:00.000-07:00

The folks at SEC Poon have struck a low, low blow at our conference, pointing out the, well, less than stellar qualities of Duke cheerleaders. Turns out, Duke has had a long-standing ban on cheerleading stunts, going all the way back to the 80s. Plus, no scholarships. Now, if you're a top-notch cheerleader and you're used to being flipped over, lifted, and thrown around, not to mention whatever you do while actually cheering (ha!), Duke may not be the place for you.

By comparison, consider UNC cheerleaders: They do stunts, they have scholarships, they get quality:

But I digress. Let the ladies of Duke speak for themselves!

Or not.

Let them defend themselves in writing! From SI.com:

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"It is pretty tough to keep up with your highlights and manicures when you have an Orgo lab, Econ problem sets and a 30-plus page research paper due on a Wednesday. But we manage. There are plenty of women here who truly have it all: the looks, the brains, and the personality. Just consider yourself lucky when you meet one of us... and try not to be too intimidated."

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Or not. Perhaps others can speak for them! Rolling Stone:

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"As a result, the Nasher is popular with Duke's young women of taste, and on the day I have lunch there with Naomi and Anna, the patio is buzzing with pretty girls in silky skirts or skinny jeans, flitting back and forth between tables as if it were their cafeteria.

Most of these women are members of one of Duke's elite sororities -- known as the ''Core Four,'' home of the university's most popular and best-looking women, Naomi and Anna say proudly.

Anna, a dramatic-looking girl, grew up in Europe, where she and her friends were part of the ''crazy'' club-hopping set. An art-history major, she is cultured, has traveled widely and speaks multiple languages. She also has great clothes -- today, she's wearing a beige Donna Karan wrap sweater and a clingy chocolate-brown shirtdress, with a colorful silk scarf tied in her wavy brown hair.

A pretty brunette, Naomi grew up in Northern California and was both athletic and a straight-A student in high school. Still on the fence about her major (though she's leaning towards pre-law, she says), she's a highly social and inquisitive girl, albeit a bit more casual than Anna -- rather than designer chic, she prefers simple cotton sundresses."

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Only Rolling Stone could manage to ruin a completely good title like "Sex and Scandal at Duke" and turn it into a fashion article.

I give up. Here are some Duke co-eds dressed like schoolgirls.

ACC Poon will be heading up to Big Ten country over the weekend. Send in those photos to accpoon@gmail.com. Make the ACC Poon proud!

Virginia Tech vs. LSU is only days away!

2007-09-05T23:07:00.000-07:00

First off, thanks to Packman for allowing us to use pictures from his website, Southern Fried Football. Until readers start sending their own Pics-o-Poon, I'll have to turn to the experts. All photos in this post are courtesy of the fine folks at Southern Fried Football.

Virginia Tech had a tough time against ECU. From a poon standpoint, can you blame them?

Eyes on the ball, boys, not on the stands!

But as you travel to Baton Rouge, you may be distracted by some lovely LSU fans. But remember who you're fighting for... sweet Hokie poon.

See? Your girls are willing to exploit their drunkenness for tickets! How can you not love these women?

Being a tech school, these ladies know that putting two fives together does make a perfect 10. God bless them.

So, Hokies, if you can't win the game, win the poon. Geaux Heaux-kies.

Honorary ACC Poon nod to the Appalachian State Mountaineers

2007-09-04T14:04:00.000-07:00

At ACC Poon, we freely admit that geography is not our strongest subject. We probably could not find the United States on a map of Europe, for example.

However, we do know that Appalachian State is in North Carolina, home to ACC charter members Duke, NC State, UNC, and Wake Forest. After their upset of #5 Michigan, we feel like the ACC should have a 2nd division for Div I-AA teams, and we'd welcome the Mountaineers with open arms. Two reasons come readily to mind:

1. We'd finally have a place to stick Duke football where they might win a game or two.
2. The obligatory picture of Caitlin Upton, 2002 National Geographic Bee champ, 2007 Miss South Carolina Teen USA, and possible Appalachian State attendee.

You see, this is what we need signing day press conferences for. Sitting at a table, a Cocks hat from South Carolina on one side of the table, a Mountaineers hat on the other. Which will she pick?

Here at ACC Poon, we know. We know.

We'll admit it. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

2007-09-04T10:55:00.000-07:00

Greetings, everyone in ACC country!

By now, everyone has seen SEC Poon and thought, but where, where is my poon? Well, fear not, ACC true believers! Here is where you, the fans of the ACC, can show the finest that the ACC has to offer.

Lest we forget, when it comes to football poon, the ACC may have opened and closed the book on it.

Also, with FSU dropping its opener to Clemson last night, we might as well turn the cameras back into the stands again.

So, ACC fans, get those cameras out, show us what makes our schools great. FSU? Miami? No brainers. All the lovely Carolina girls? There are songs devoted to these women! Boston College? Well... did I mention Florida State and Miami?

Have fun, Poon-atics!

Send photos, suggestions, death threats, etc. to accpoon@gmail.com.